Posts Tagged ‘pudding

04
Jan
10

Chocolate Lover’s Version of Some Verses

(Inspired by my friend Bungi)

Exodus 3:8  and I am come down to deliver them out of the hand of the Egyptians, and to bring them up out of that land unto The Promises Land, unto a land flowing with whipped cream and chocolate sauce.

Exodus 16:31  And the house of Israel called the name thereof Manna: and it was like oreo cookies, white; and the taste of it was like wafers made with chocolate.

Job 20:17  He shall not look upon the rivers, the flowing streams of chocolate syrup and chunky peanut butter.

Psalm 19:9 The Word of the LORD is so filling–like chocolate filling in a Dunkin’s donut.
Psalm 19:10  I want them more than a gold necklace, yeah, more than fine jewelry.  The word tastes better than a freshly baked black forest cake.

Psalm 119:103  How scrumptious are Your Words to eat! Yeah, they are more delicious than a piece of Godiva chocolate melting in my mouth!

Proverbs 24:13  My daughter, eat chocolate, for it is good; and the chocolate pudding, which is sweet to thy taste:

Proverbs 25:27  Just like it is not good to eat too much chocolate, it’s not good for men to search out their own glory.

Song of Solomon 4:11  Your kisses, Sweetheart, taste like Hershey Kisses.

Isaiah 7:15  Peanut Butter (the crunchy kind)  and fine Cadbury Chocolate (even though it’s owned by Kraft)  from the UK shall he eat, when he knoweth to refuse the evil, and choose the good.

Isaiah 7:22  and it shall come to pass, for the abundance of milk that they shall give he shall eat hot fudge walnut ice cream “Sabbath-days”–this shall every one eat that is left in the midst of the land.

Ezekiel 3:3  And the angel said to me, “Daugher, eat, and fill thy stomach with this Word.” Then did I eat it; and it was in my mouth as creamy chocolate double fudge.

Ezekiel 16:13  You were decked out with gold and silver; and your designer clothes were of fine linen, and pure silk, with embroidered work; thou didst eat chocolate mousse: and thou wast exceeding beautiful, and thou didst prosper unto royal estate.

Psalm 34:8  O taste and see that the LORD is better than chocolate: blessed is the man that trusteth in him.

Job 23:12 I have not gone back from the commandments of his lips;
I have treasured up the words of his mouth more than imported Swiss almond choclate

(And who said that angel’s food cake can’t be chocolate!)

By the way the Hebrew word for honey is “d’bish” — all the Dubishes I know are sweet.




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